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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

he gets the recoiling breech block in his face

I expected to respond to this with the sad crab meme captioned "this kills the recruit". That guy must have an amazingly thick skull.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

He was incredibly relaxed, which might have saved him. You see this with drunk drivers too.