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Anon goes to bootcamp (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yes that's why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Spongebob gets dubbed in many languages. Makes sense anon would translate it back to English for posting on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, that's a good point.

Alright, which country would you suspect then? Because outside of the US, every other English speaking country uses the metric system (but I'm not sure if any of them still have mandatory conscription).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think anon just made up a funny story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, it wouldn't be the first time, would it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hah, no. I just enjoy finding this sort of mistakes in the stories.