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Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they Velcro?
ZeroCool your username has lost all credibility since a couple of hours. you are, in fact, cool
Is that your level of humor? Now I get why you got all triggered by a joke you couldn't understand lol.
Holy shit you’re still in this thread crying? Christ. I’m just gonna go ahead and block you, it’s abundantly clear you’re a vacuous knob and there’s nothing to gain by interacting with you.