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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 days ago (7 children)

WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING EGG PRICES YOU GERIATRIC FUCK?!?!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

"He isn't paying attention to the jingly keys."

"Find something more-outrageous to say. We'll get there."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ooohhh! Thank you for these!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Best I can do is a new global pandemic. But with no public information from Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and without working with the World Health Organization.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, eggs come from female chickens, and any talk of that particular F-word is strictly forbidden.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I give it another 2 weeks before they start saying that omelets are just chicken abortions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fork this bullshut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They. Don't. fucking. Care.

Not blasting you, just a reminder for all of us. This was the end goal of a nationwide unified propaganda apparatus (Fox News, etc), pretending to work in the interests of workers, stealing Supreme Court seats, stoking hate/division, and implementing Project 2025. It worked. They have all 3 branches of government, are deleting knowledge and resources, decimating Congress-approved departments they don't like, deleting knowledge and resources, and wiping their asses with the Constitution they ignore. It's still worth resisting and fighting them every step of the way to fascism,I just hope it will be enough...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

My partner and I moved into an eco village and are going to buy chickens this summer. Blew my mind to learn a live chicken only costs $75

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can buy chicks from the tractor supply a half mile from my house for $4.99 a piece. They have multiple breeds there too. Been contemplating that investment for awhile…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You should go for it, raising chickens is surprisingly easy and they are a hoot to watch frolicking around your yard.

However, fuck Tractor Supply for rolling back their DEI initiatives Search for local hatcheries to buy your chicks. Last spring, I bought ten pre-sexed female chicks (which, admittedly comes with the ethical concerns of what they do with the males) of random "designer" breeds for only $95 including shipping.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyone in my family is for it, as long as I’m the one that takes care of their end of life… that has been why I haven’t gone through with it yet lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

It is so hard when you lose one of the flock, and foxes, weasels, raccoons, whatever predators are in your area can smell them for miles and will snatch one eventually. But, for all the sobbing beside a pile of feathers I have done, I still wholeheartedly recommend that you go for it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kinds of designers? We had some designer chickens, they were delightful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right now we have three orpingtons, two brahma, one cochin, three golden comets, two marans, two plymouth rock, one silkie bantam, two sussex, and one wyandotte.

I had more bantams but they are really really good jumpers because they're so small and light, they can nearly fly, and they would insist on roosting in a tree... Their steadfast refusal to come in at night ended in their demise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Oh dear, for the banties! Silkies, sizzles and frizzles are so cuddly. Had a ~~cooper~~ copper maran that was my baby, though. I really miss them all, except the mean Rhode Island bully. Enjoy your babies, they are smart and loyal.

Autocorrect is so fun!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get them from the farm lady down the street for like twelve bucks, she even let's me pick out the one I want, who sold you a single chicken for $75? Shame on them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I neglected to mention in the comment that the chickens I'm looking at are of the Ayam Cemani breed, which are pure black, including their organs. They're pretty coveted, so I was surprised that even those are very cheap!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah that's a great deal for one of those hahah

Have a great day and a wonderful life with your cool bird

Xx

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I saw someone on the German equivalent to Craigslist selling a rooster for 5€ today. Said they had three home grown roosters and that's too many. It's a full grown rooster. I am both surprised that this is so cheap and that it's legal to just sell roosters like a second hand iPod.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait until you supplement feeding and have to worm them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tbh, feeding them is cheap if you supply them with table scraps. They're basically feathered pigs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's true. We had a lot of chickens a long time ago, not enough table scraps, though. We kept them penned most of the time for their protection from natural predators, including our cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Chickens are simple easy and cheap. Source: I own chickens and it's not the first time

30 dozen eggs a month for ~$18 per month. (Is my current set up). Initial investment is really all, which isn't high if you have scrap wood laying around somewhere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

We had a lot of chickens at one time, they got expensive for reasons I mentioned. But we had a lot, of varying different kinds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Stonks!

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