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A daunting realization (gregtech.eu)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh really?

Then let's accelerate climate change. I won't let those green fuckers win

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago (5 children)

That's right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brought peas?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I love peas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Also oxygen..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They literally just fucking sit there, I've seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

have you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah but they do them for the wrong reasons. If you were a slave and your master gave u food, clothe and housing would you think "wow what a wonderful master, I'm gonna work extra hard for them"? Well its like that but with the plants. They are enslaving us and we can't just let them get away with it. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's too slow. Take us to defcon one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I'm not sure if those are related.

[–] yeather 2 points 6 days ago

Actually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.