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Master negotiator Donald Trump to end Ukraine war by simply giving Russia everything it wants (newsthump.com)

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Trump, who won reelection in November 2024 partly by claiming he could end the Ukraine war in one day, spent his first month in office posting cryptic messages on Truth Social about how the “deep state” was preventing him from implementing his genius plan. Now, with pressure mounting, he has finally delivered on his promise – by offering to surrender on Ukraine’s behalf.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I believe his tactic is:

”Negotiate” a deal with Russia without Ukraine
Present the deal to Ukraine
Ukraine declines the deal because it mostly favors Russia while Ukraine gets nothing
Accuse Ukraine for being warmongers who refuse to end the war
Stop the aid to Ukraine because ”he doesn’t want to support warmongers”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I think he is looking for an excuse to lift sanctions on Russia.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

I fear you will be proved right.