this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your hiccup is a leopard and your hammer is an inflatable toy one. Good luck.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If it kills me, at least the hiccups stop.