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[–] Fenrisulfir 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that's why everyone is kicking it.

[–] Fenrisulfir 12 points 3 days ago

Ya for sure. No rules and a true $3M prize will have a group of us with jeeps and winches pulling it apart in 30min

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[–] Fenrisulfir 21 points 3 days ago

Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The planet broke before the guard!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

i ate the onion