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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[–] Fenrisulfir 21 points 3 days ago

Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The planet broke before the guard!