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I want a programming language that supports German style composite words (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I know there is a programming language called windev, all in French, just in case you want to suffer. I would except a good exception handling mechanism in a French base language.

An example from their website: ` TotalCA est un monétaire = CalculCAMoisEnCours()

SI TotalCA >= 1 250 000 ALORS LIB_Objectif= "Objectif dépassé !" LIB_Objectif.Couleur= VertFoncé

SINON SI TotalCA <= 200 000 ALORS LIB_Objectif= "Objectif non atteint" LIB_Objectif.Couleur= RougeClair FIN

FIN `

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd love to swap else with alors in all languages

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I think that's actually a then keyword

Y'know, from back when it was common for languages to do if foo then baz

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Here, they are famous for their pinup calendars...