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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This is the time to step back and ask ourselves if women's sex toys have gone too far.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nah we need to go deeper into dark depraved depths of our dirty deviant desires.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Myeh idk. I'm probably the least qualified person to butt in.

Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p

Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.

But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Devilish 😈 Do dare dream

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Depending on how creative you are, there are probably no toys that are exclusive to one body type

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, thats what the gelatin eggs are for. If it goes near the digestive system it must be either edible or have a flared base.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Safety concerns, fair. Silicone can be warmed/chilled though right? Temperature play?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don't have any counterexamples.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Not yet, there’s only the one of them. Until you see a line of them behind a sofa….