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[โ€“] CoolMatt 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

We continued to be friendly acquaintances because I never actually made a move ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] CoolMatt 1 points 39 minutes ago

Awwww damn...

I went through my girlfrriend's cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.