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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Poop is natural, fluoride is a chemical!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I dislike this as much as everyone else, but… Would you give us a "/s" or some other indication of sarcasm? Some people assert what you wrote –or similar things– unironically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you need your essential NOROviruses, e-coli [(O157:H7), salmonella typhi, listeria, and camplybacter probiotics. maybe bringing back the good old MS. cholera.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Republicans LOVE drinking poop. Pass it on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
You have died of dysentery

Make Oregon Trail Great Again…?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

There's a card game of it, I play it with my kids and they don't know why I love it so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

make organ failure good again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You know what, why not? What could go wrong? The organ in question was probably a lazy, drug-addled immigrant organ.

(/s because someone wont get the joke)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's all about protecting companies. Well done USAians. Well done.