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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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THREE YEARS (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Fix it:

Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.

I know it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.

[–] Darkassassin07 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

'I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy'

'I also cut off this plants genitalia, hope you like them'

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This thread is incredible

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Draw the heart anatomically correct

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then make sure there's an arrow through it. Bonus points for a realistic depiction of a broadhead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just stab the cake with an actual broad head.

Arrows aren’t so expensive you can’t use them as a gag.