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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 minutes ago

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better