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[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 days ago (3 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I read "stall oo" in my head pronounced like in "food" which is hilariously useless information for those needs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Stalloo! Stalloo! A-hunting we shall go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Some people take a long time - why would a restaurant leave that market untapped? Everyone gets snacky sometimes