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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water alone… Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.

Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.

He’s always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcat’s old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'd looove booby trapping/ambushing this fucker! In a way that you can't be obviously blamed for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Motion sensor sprinklers filled with that fart juice stuff 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There are a lot of cats and birds around who would cop it so I don’t do anything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Aah I've got nothing 😔 I've been racking my brain and can't come up with anything completely foolproof and unproblematic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago