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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Miss Meow approves of the new cushions.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I wish I could sleep like that sometimes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have some awesome gnochi from an Italian restaurant to sink my sore mouth into, some cheesecake, and a fluffy cat to annoy.

Life's good for now โค๏ธ

Edit: as this is my last night of freedom before working again, I'm staying up one last time!!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Gnocchi is pretty outstanding comfort food

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

chorus of fat, heavenly angels intensifies

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Saw three Tawny Frogmouths at the park ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I love them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Gosh I love those birds! They look so silly and I adore them for it!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You need to look up what theyโ€™re like as babies. โ€œAntisocial dandelionโ€ is a good start

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Itโ€™s peeved

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The embiggening appears to have worked. I think my feet look quite fetching.

Iโ€™ll now be wearing them until bedtime just to make sure they settle in to the peculiarities of my feet

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like we got us some Convos ..

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nah. 20 bucks at Big W. Runners donโ€™t last me long anyway because my gait is weird, so if Iโ€™m going to experiment with styles I go cheap. I go more upmarket once Iโ€™m sure the style suits me and I wonโ€™t destroy canvas shoes in six weeks!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I think I found a new hobby. I put the boxing on Wii and KO'd a few dickheads. I'm tired now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The spinach recalls because of E. Coli remind me of when I got salmonella from spinach in the early 2010s. My ex and I were so so sick, dying on the couch watching TV together, when the news started talking about it - that's how we found out what we had and why we were sick ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's the only time I've ever had salmonella.

0/10 do not recommend.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

@StudChud @YarraByte I had a problem with chick peas once. Actually, it was either the chick peas or red wine I drank.

When presented with this choice, it had to be chick peas, so they've not passed my lips since.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I got poisoned by a piece of salmon. It was instant. First time I've ever walked into a doctor's clinic with a bucket. A few people were seen to that day who had purchased the salmon at the same place. And yes, I still eat salmon.

The man just tried to return a bag of spinach and the workers had no idea what he was on about. The manager was called.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Salmon is too delicious to give up!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ya gotta get back on the horse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Precisely! Can't let one lil bug ruin the entire food for ya!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The one exception I have with that is the time my shitty dad brought home some white chocolate bars home (probably got them for free from some event) and I already didn't like white chocolate much... only to discover halfway through the second bar there were dead insects and eggs inside ๐Ÿคฎ I still can't really eat white chocolate to this day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nobody should be made to eat white chocolate. It's an imposter.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Goodnight all! I'm going to get horizontal and vegetate in my creaky old bed. Ciao for now.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lazy day. New job starts Tuesday so I'm getting up early tomorrow to get used to it. 6:30am.

So super early night tonight.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Starting new job tomorrow. Kind of nervous but excited.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Everyone in the block of flats next door have moved out (was sold, probably end up being townhouses), last dude to leave who has early onset dementia came and said goodbye which was a bit sad. Really nice guy and can't imagine the move for him is gonna be easy.

Other place next door on the other side (with a bunch of noisy kids which is all good) have moved out cause they're about to do renos.

Completely neighbourless, and the lack of noise reminds me of locky lockdowns which to be honest isn't the worst thing.

Which brings us the rave choon

I think I could get used to this

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Does anyone know of an animal rescue or shelter that takes strays?

The ones I've tried just say to contact the council and that's not going to lead to a positive outcome.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

much quieter here, last place had 5 neighbouring houses doing renos, one is a major demolition, the other uses jack hammers

and no aggressive junkies here, no porch pirates so far, had a package sit on my porch all day, was still there

and last thing I saw in my street in Carlton, first time I saw a homeless lady pushing a shopping trolley with her belongings, I went up to her and gave her a 20, she spoke in a middle class accent

I do understand living in the suburbs ( which I haven't done in 35 years ) means that even if I don't see social problems that doesn't mean the problem has gone away ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Apparently I had a deprived childhood. I have never made or worn an Easter bonnet or hat. I thought it was an odd new thing, but friends of the same vintage and similar geography tell me this had been happening for many decades, I've just somehow completely missed it. Huh.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

windy here and I am pretty tired an achy

good night, love you all ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tis a bit cool. Needed to chuck a blanket over the doona. Winter doona is going onto the bed on the next linen wash day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I had to put the doona on tonight. It's been just a sheet for 6 months now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

This is my neighbour's fence. Everytime he finds something worthy he staples it on here. I've popped it under a spoiler because it's fucking hideous.

spoiler

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is your neighbour in full control of their faculties? Or is he a cooked cunt?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Once a hoarder always a hoarder.

I think he worked with scrap metal and brought his work home with him. Decades worth of shit in his yard.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Had to do something pretty unfortunate this morning, so to balance it put, I finally got some lobster ramen. While the lobster itself was so-so (a bit tough) the lobster bisque ramen soup was the stuff my dreams are made out of!!

Ramen pic


Now I need a long nap!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Anyone here AFAB have luck with menstrual cups?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

got a case of standard dun wanna but i must meal prep before i go out for dinner and then I remember I bought chips and chocolate on sale yesterday

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Wow. Big sleep.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Goodnight team. I hope I sleep as well as last night.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Among my recent purchases is a pair of canvas high tops. Because why the fuck not.

The process of stretching them slightly to get the fit just right - they ARE the right size, but feel just a smidge too small at the heels - is ongoing. I have stuffedโ€ฆabout four pairs of bundled up socks in these sneakers?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

just more cleaning and unpacking today

I think I'll start setting up my shell collection cabinet ๐Ÿ™‚

it's a very blowy day here and it's makes the cats skittish ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

We had a good day at the Zoo today, the tigers and monkeys were fairly active.

My biggest takeaway was the Norco Scene is the zoo's bike of choice. If I was Norco or a reseller I'd get on that for a campaign

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water aloneโ€ฆ Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.

Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.

Heโ€™s always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcatโ€™s old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.

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