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Why am I reminded of the Simpsons episode where Homer is buying a doll from a creepy store.
Reminded me of Rick arguing with the Devil in his cursed pawn shop.
"Do I need to call the police?"
"Here, you can use my phone. Don't worry, it won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack."
Making the devil want to kill himself is quite the skill...
What a waste of a Monkey's Paw....
“It contains potassium benzoate.”
“…”
“That’s bad.”
“Can I go now?”
Because this post, that Simpson episode, and the other person’s comment about Rick & Morty are all based on the Stephen King story “Needful Things.”
"Marge! Marge, look! The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me." One of my favorite scenes to this day.
The toppings are also cursed.
That’s good!