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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I can fall asleep, near instantly, at will.

I call it my time machine function.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I envy you so much. Yours is an actual superpower. My ability is the opposite, I can wake up from an alarm no matter the circumstance, slept only 3 hours while completely drunk? Still wake up instantly and start doing things, I've never missed an alarm in my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You an I... We are either going to form an unstoppable super team or... You ate going to end up as my nemesis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You sleep a lot and I do everything? Doesnt sound very nice to me, tho in FF14 there is a quest chain where one guys is always awake and his 'wife' sleeps for him because of a magical item.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can also fall asleep very easily, but I cannot just get up to save my life. I envy that ability.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

We need to learn the fusion dance, we would be unstoppable! (To be clear, I can wake up and be 'functional' whenever, doesnt mean I get good rest nor wake up happy)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I can sleep at will and wake up at will. Like I am traveling early so I have to wake at 4:30am no problem!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But never suddenly, out of your control, right? As long as it's not narcolepsy, I would appreciate it if you gave me that skill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

No, not at all. In fact I am pretty good at being able to stay awake for rather long periods of time. I can comfortably go 48 hours without sleep.

If I could donate it I would happily do so.