this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points
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I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.
Banned from 4chan for underage shit? I can’t imagine this would be the thing they finally crack down on
These kind of conversations absolutely happened when I was working with college aged people at retail jobs and shit like that. Might as well have been at a high school
Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?
And that they'd be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?
Rubbish and poppycock!
You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn't a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.
That's like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I've read all week.
You aren't doing green text right if you don't call everything fake and gay, even if it's true and straight
funny you mentioned being salty. Am I complaining or simply making observational humor? Why don't you follow your own advice, socialize some, learn social cues and keep this grown man on body pillow fantasy to yourself. Go choke on a dick
I don't get how gay/homosexual being bad is ok as long as it's a 4chan post.
yeah... just because "fake and gay" is a saying doesn't mean it should be one.
OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.
It's hilarious
if your idea of "top tier shitposting" means just reusing the same old meme, then fine...
if "missing it" means getting it completely but finally after all this time asking "why do we even say that?" then yeah I guess I missed it
unfortunately I don't think either of those cases mean what you say they mean.
it's not ok please call the police
I don't really care much for the fake/gay comments, but I just love the creativity on this one