this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points

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I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn't a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.

That's like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I've read all week.

[–] TJDetweiler 7 points 1 week ago

You aren't doing green text right if you don't call everything fake and gay, even if it's true and straight

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