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Semen is like 85% water
Seems your method of baptising children has already been discovered and is in heavy usage amongst all the christian sects.
Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.
Thank God we are protestant!
He's not the mesiah, he's a very naughty boy.