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It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
Modern problems require modern solutions!
I've been a guest in households who just don't flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn't smell. We're not in an arid climate either.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, have fun instead.
I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.