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If you really want to raise your testosterone you have to drink cum. It's packed with testosterone.
Recycling!
"It's a closed loop system"
That's not nearly enough - if you only drink your own then the digestive process will break some of it down and the inefficiency will be astronomical. So a real alpha male should drain at least 3-4 ball sacks a day as a way to concentrate the testosterone in themselves while taking it from those beta cucks.
Gotta mix that shit with orange fanta
I read that last sentence in the voice of Bane from that one Auralnauts video.
Cum...is packed...with testerone.
This video