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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province (www.thestar.com)

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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: "Here. We're bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren't you so thankful that we liberated you from ~~your home, family, possessions, health, and everything you've ever known~~ the *bad guys?"

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