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Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey
Isnt heart hockey that weird Aztec game that sacrificed the winners?
I think they used heads for their game, I'm not sure what kind of captain you'd get if you tried to use head as the fifth element .. they might be more fun though ..
"The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably
By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!
*proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*
I thought love was the fifth element?
That summons captain Dallas, he's alright I guess
That's green! Super green!
Best I can do is tonsil hockey.
I feel old now