this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.

Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...

Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?

Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!

Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning