Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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They turned him into just Tarion
Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn't make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.
Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.
This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
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Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
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The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don't all have large breasts
Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.
Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...
Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?
Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!
Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning
I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.
Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.
Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn't cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.
Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.
Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.
It's a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.
"I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!"
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Waiting for 4x4s and trucks to be classed as gay so idiots would stop buying them and not fitting on our British roads
IDK if hetero men refusing to wear fitted clothes is because of homophobia... Or that they actively refuse in the first place, its more likely a disinterest in spending the time or money on fashion in general. Most hetero men will only engage with fashion after they've hit the gym/got-fit because they think they have a chance with ladies after that so a thing they normally would ignore (fashion) is suddenly worth the effort for the extrinsic reward.
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it's a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we're kinkshaming him.
There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better
Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants
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That ass really had someone CONFUSED
The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.
Break wind not bread
May the Lord be with you
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This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!
Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.
Anti-"woke" mods are hilarious, they just prove how thin-skinned teabaggers are.
Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.
Never skip leg day, folks.
So you're telling me some rando sculpted his butt as a hobby project 🤔
This mod is a quintessential example of this meme
Why were they staring at his ass in the first place....seems kinda sus fam...
Woke ass vampire ass
They don't want to be ass-starion.
Let them eat cake
My favorite part of this is that they have this, but then install all the nude female mods, or the big boob mods.
Like, I can't find a decent male armor mod on Nexus without going through pages and pages of the most thirsty ass nude/skimpy mods. I know I can block them, but that also hides some gore related mods, so I just sit there and wonder at the depravity of people who look at polygons in the shape of a human and get off to it. :X
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Literally 1984
They put the guy in a diaper
these are the same dudes who only romance shadowheart because they want a big tiddy goth gf and the other options are gay or non-white.
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