Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa to c/[email protected]

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We're trying to decide between Claire Annette and Amanda Lynn.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Don't name a girl "Brass," or she'll grow up horn-y.

edit Brass not Bass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bass Guitar would disagree.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I edited it to be 'Brass.'

I got some upvotes with 'Bass' so either everyone out here is as dumb as I am or people know bass players are horny.

Probably both.