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this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Omg i love this
Don't name a girl "Brass," or she'll grow up horn-y.
edit Brass not Bass
Bass Guitar would disagree.
I edited it to be 'Brass.'
I got some upvotes with 'Bass' so either everyone out here is as dumb as I am or people know bass players are horny.
Probably both.
I don't like this composition of names, go for Viola.
Mandy Lynn?
I know an Amanda Lynn, she can't sing for shit. But she slices onions and potatoes thin as paper.
Susie Phon
Cynthia Sizer
I IRL know an Amanda Lynne
How about Winamp?
If so, they should probably avoid llama farms.
Juke Lilly