this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

11-7

when do i get to have fun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

2 Weeks every year. No, you don't always get to choose which ones. Yes, they are also your sick days.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

You can either adjust your sleep patterns to get the same amount of evening fun time, have fun in the morning, or organize and force the bourgeoisie to give you shorter workdays.