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I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
Unless they're into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that's the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That's between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.
Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so...
i eat more like a duck than that
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
the sandwich shop i'm currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia
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