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This sounds like something a programmer would come up with as a joke, but because it's Microsoft, I believe you.
I just went through that for a while and saw nothing that doesn't look exactly like C#. If it's based around .NET and looks exactly like C#, why the fuck not just use C#?
As somebody who first started coding BASIC on an Apple IIe in 1981, I am just so tired of new languages. They all do basically the same shit and there's just no real point to any of them.
Imagine JS and C# had a baby, and it was mentally challenged.
We had that in 1999 - JScript
I thought jscript was just javascript, but called that because of ✨Trademark Issues✨
I supported standard JDK stuff but had lots of Visual Basic and Windows extras.