this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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Yeah, I've been on the other side of that, but sideswiped by a scooter? I get that they aren't worth as much as they were, but still...
Cybertrucks are really, really bad for repairability. Consider the fact that on a normal car you can fix a dent by getting the panel most of the way back to the correct shape and then fairing it the rest of the way with Bondo before painting it. But with a Cybertruck, you'd have to metalwork the panel all the way back to perfect and then somehow figure out how to match the surface finish. It's a lot more labor, if it's even possible.
It could be that the insurance doubts that the vehicle can be completely restored to its pre-loss condition at any price.
i think insurances are either not covering it, or they double, triple the cost of preniums.
My dude, have you ever seen a Swastikkkar? Those panels ain't even perfect when they leave the factory.
Thats the hard part, how would a bodyshop mimic the shittyness of the factory look
Step 1: take in damaged Cybertruck.
Step 2: do absolutely fuckall to it.
Step 3: charge owner $6000 for repairs.
Step 4: watch happy owner drive off.
I’m with you. How fast was that scooter going?!
At least 2mph.
Probably.
to a cybertruck it might as well go 2mps, 2 miles per second.