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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (6 children)

If the small amount of magnesium in soap can do that, just imagine what sprinkling magnesium powder all over your bed could do!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i've replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It's cool in the summer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

and don't sweat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Better spray some water on your bed after the magnesium, you know to help it soak in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎

Travel agencies hate this one trick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And if you huff a fat line of the mag, it'll reverse any drug damage to your body!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Or drinking it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It would probably make you a lot less itchy than a bar of soap, too.