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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think she handled this brilliantly. I'd have only changed the last intrraction.

"No. I am only 24 weeks pregnant. Do I need documentation if I'm only 24 weeks pregnant?"

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Can you please point to the policy that says I need a note at 28 weeks? Right there? You're absolutely correct, that IS what the policy says. Well done! Now point to the policy that says I have to provide a note to you that I'm at less than 28 weeks. Take your time, I'm patient."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Take your time, I’m pregnant”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"But don't take too much time, I'm still trying to stay under the 28 week limit here."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Also I have a plane to catch.