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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (6 children)

My wife and I are in our fifties. When we got our robotic vacuum we spent a week arguing about what to name it.

Meryl Sweep

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I like how there's this unspoken rule that they qualify as just alive enough to be named.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My parents’ fridge made weird noises sometimes so my dad named it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I was trying to remember when I wrote the comment. I think it was Gertrude.

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