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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (46 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Self cleaning ovens hahahha

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago

Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina

https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How far up the chute are we talking?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

it could have been his point

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