For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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Similar dumbassery: Taking a shit and seating there for 20 minutes inhaling feces stench when I could do a flush as soon first turds come out and stay on the toilet until I can't feel my legs without a farty atmosphere in the bathroom.
Although, if you're a ball haver, this is a great way to get poo water splash on your balls...
Stand up halfway, flush, sit back down
But... Then how will I get the poowater on my balls?
Dunk them in the water like a teabag