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I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here
Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.
They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.
After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!
It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.
Do more drugs. Got it!