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Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.
Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!
Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
but those are great together!
Beer and shitting?
shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp
They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.