“You’ve never done anything that would get you interviewed on a late night talk show. Proceeds to run through clever responses to all possible questions about any of the things I do that could maybe eventually make me famous, leading in to being best friends with the host afterwards and trying to decide what clothes I’m going to wear when they invite me to dinner with their family. Should I go casual, or a little more dressed up? Wait, what am, I going to wear for the interview itself? I should probably wear something more casual than that. And what does my wife have to wear at the dinner? I should figure out a way to ask her without letting her know I’ve been thinking about being interviewed again.