“You’ve never done anything that would get you interviewed on a late night talk show. Proceeds to run through clever responses to all possible questions about any of the things I do that could maybe eventually make me famous, leading in to being best friends with the host afterwards and trying to decide what clothes I’m going to wear when they invite me to dinner with their family. Should I go casual, or a little more dressed up? Wait, what am, I going to wear for the interview itself? I should probably wear something more casual than that. And what does my wife have to wear at the dinner? I should figure out a way to ask her without letting her know I’ve been thinking about being interviewed again.
moondoggie
joined 2 years ago
Your buddy with the cursed dice.
Ran into that problem with my enby friend. Specifically in the jokey context, like when a friend asks you to do something and you say “Yes Sir!” Or “Yes Ma’am!” in a kind of over the top way. They hadn’t really thought about it either and they were flummoxed too. We wound up with “Yes Colonel!”
Totally read that headline wrong. I was thrown off by thinking that photo was Brian Kilmeade
It might not have taken much. I hear the Kirk boys are prone to head injuries
tldr: YOU ARE PREY!!!!
DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUN! NOBODY expects the Spanish artist with a lot of unsettling characters hiding the pain and smiling!
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
“When Jesus comes back, we pinch!”
Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”
Iceland is named after its most famous celebrity: Vanilla Ice.
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… “around” is definitely a way to describe it