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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They've done that multiple times boss most notably the southern flight to South America post civil war and again to colonial Africa.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but I want ALL of them to go, and definitely not just because it would become the greatest place of all time to drop a fucking nuke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now, now. Don’t be so hasty with killing all those people by nuke… just use strategic missiles with large yield. There are places we’d probably like to use again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fair point, and I hope it's an uninhabited island, I would want any decent people caught in the crossfire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or we could maybe, just maybe, not call for murdering people at all. That's a fun concept.