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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.

Burger King.

Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.

No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

SIR THIS IS A BURGER KING