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My wife, to this day, shuts off the shower and then immediately steps out while water is still running off her soaking wet body, inevitably creating a puddle in the bathroom.
"Honey, why don't you drip for like five seconds, or even grab the towel and give yourself a quick dab before you get out?"
The first time I told her this she just stared at me for a solid 20s while her brain rebooted. But then her "never admit anything ever under any circumstances" instinct kicked in and she responded "wow are you really policing my shower habits?"
So anyway, now she knows better, but still does it because marriage is about compromise, or something.
I squeegee my whole body with my hands before stepping out
Me too! No pools of water on the floor, no wet towel after 1 shower.
Me too. At least my head if not everything.
It's a good thing she's not single, I would hate being in a relationship with your wife!
Thank you for your service, OP
Anyone whose first instinct is to get defensive when offered good faith advice… yeah keep em away from me
Yeah but this guy could be a controlling asshole who follows her around all day laying down "life hacks".
We just don't know.
I dry myself completely while still in the shower and it's a mystery to me why not everybody is doing this.
Because sometimes I leave the towel hanging on the door hook :')
Ok? And?
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Think dripping all over the floor the farther the towel is from the shower :)
Am I the only one who lays a towel out on the floor in front of the shower? This thread has me thinking what I thought was standard practice might not be.
Yes, because other people have bath mats...
Which you then need to keep clean and replace. Using a towel is smarter, but some people just love putting unnecessary rugs everywhere.
A (very smart and educated) girlfriend once told me it was so smart how I actually dry off my body with the towel instead of just wrap myself and wait for myself to dry naturally. We only have 4 limbs.
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me too
Excellent username! I needed a reminder that losing is Fun™️ this morning.
She reminds me of my 3rd ex wife.
"I am dumbass, quit soaking the bathroom."
Oh shit, I do that too! Never occurred to me to stand there and drip for a minute. 😅
I do this out of habit
~~That's a really shitty way to talk about your partner.~~ Is this supposed to be funny or something? I'm neurodivergent and can't tell
Yep, has a humorous tone for sure. Don't worry, this guy doesn't hate his wife.
If anything, this guy is describing a healthy relationship. You don't have to have a discussion where you share your heart and feelings about every issue. That's exhausting having to learn and grow all the time.
Imagine a friend that you joke around and are comfortable with. You would say "fuck you, I'll drip wherever I want. You're just mad because you have no drip." That's a healthy relationship.
At the same time, sometimes it's good to say "yeah, your way might be better." Of course, I'm single, so take my comment with a grain of salt.
Lul damn that's a good comeback at the end there.
That's best friend energy alright. Or, perhaps, a loving sibling energy
Only in Kentucky and Alabama.
Minus the witnessing eachother dry off after a shower.
This comment has it all. This is Lemmy.
Ya know what? I was getting a bit frustrated by the reaction to this, but this genuinely brightened my night. I... don't get people sometimes, but I do enjoy this place.
someone can totally love their partner and still find some of the stuff they do infuriating.
also my oldest kid did this. it's infuriating! (but i love him.)
Sure, that's exactly what your comment history seems to imply. You are not using it as an excuse at all (even if you are)
Really shitty? This is mildly shitty at worst IMO.
Fair enough
Bashing your partner is a really popular form of humor, unfortunately. The older sitcoms for example are full of it. It gets appreciated not because it's great humor but because it's a form of coping with the issues, for both the one making the joke and the ones laughing.