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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Wow, sounds amazing. Also the base burger will be free, but that just includes the plate. For buns, patties, salad, cheese and anything else you'll be charged extra, adding up to about tenfold the outright price and you'll be incentived to help their business by bringing in a friend so you both can get free cheese.

edit: fixed phrasing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The plate is also served with a 56 page Burger Consumer Licensing Agreement.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

End User Burger Agreement

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Just your standard BCLA, forced arbitration, etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

“Ingredients Extra”