British Columbia

There's a reason that Burnaby, westVan, northVan, Coq, PoCo, PoMo, NewVest, Scurry, Glitzmond, whitecoq and abBotflyford are all separate munis. Learn from Clapperton and "The Town of" LowHeed (East burningbee) and a bunch of smaller consumed regions now too small and forgotten to even make fun of.

Sammich is flirting with a huge loss of relevance and representation by merging into Icktoria and submitting as their financial blood-slave (furiosa-style) for the next hundred years.