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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the invention of circumcision

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.